Practical Guide to End Year
of my best friends, Mario Marino told me a couple of hours (10am are) the girl who likes him last heist. It is a English woman who works with and which died on webas this. This girl is pretty good, I mean that Mario scored a goal with it. Furthermore, on Saturday was their graduation ceremony and the college team has been playing the champion and go to first. This year life puuuta mother has tried to Marino. I can not help but feel envious because, on the contrary, I shit my heartily.
Monday, December 17, 2007
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is why I developed the " Practical Guide to End Year shit." 10 Steps is based on super-easy, and cost is minimal. Begins full of hope, that in order to be as painless as possible. Here goes:
- year begins sending you the girl to chase him for 2 years. Make sure it is precious and that the declaration horrible happens on a beach, in the light of the moon and beyond without chelas.
- Move to the capital throughout the summer and open your own marketing agency with some of your best friends. Chambea little, make very little, hungry, get some contracts and play much PS2. Make sure your new love is in also in the capital and living alone in the apartment from your uncles. The benefits are obvious.
- At the start of classes takes all possible courses for your year-end ranking is irremediable. No matter if you overload the courses and the chamba (same chamba, same friends, same rhythm)
- cycle ends passing all courses. Finish with your girlfriend, which is beautiful and, as many of your legs, perfect to carry to the altar. As you're still not thinking of marrying, do not fucking much. You must become recontra-leg of the sexiest girl you can find in college. So July holiday will be spent flying.
- new cycle begins by enrolling in 11 courses and come back with your ex. After 3 months ending with her again without explanation. No matter what we speculate, never accept or deny any of his accusations, especially if they involve your friend, sexy.
- Take the birthday of one of your best friends to fill you with courage and spirit so you can declare your unconditional love that girl. Choose your words wrong for her to understand all wrong and send you rolling. I will leave talking to himself, so go back and continues sucking group with the worst of your faces.
- On discharge grass dirt doing work and studying. You have to come to your house every day after 5 am. Edit, edit, and you have copies stored in droves. Always try to do it with a beer in hand. That will help to pass all your courses and graduate.
- filled with hope. Think with a smile on his face in your graduation ceremony, at your party, all the friends you invite to your friends and family members have to sacrifice for you to make great passes. Think about that tie down best with your suit and if you need to buy new shoes.
- day before you graduate you have to pick the one you gave replace. You will not get the notice that you needed so your ceremony and your dreams of an entire year has gone to shit. You're going to swallow your pride and ask the teacher to turn up the note. Not going to want. Plus you have to mess and send to fuck a teacher who will revenge has fallen two points in the final average and you have to give evidence at the same time the graduation of all the friends you should have finished. Fuck all! They come first. After you face your parents
- arrive the day of the party. Your legs feel that the party tb is for you, know that you have screwed up so you are determined to drink to death and have a great time. If all goes well, the girl really likes you get another leg in your face, then your surrogate sister was drunk and you come up to you to declare your love. Finally, you mix shit in the head and grab with your dance partner. 7 am is at home recapitulating your night and thinking "shit ... q year everything went wrong"
CONGRATULATIONS! If this occurs, then the "Practical Guide Year End shit" has been successful. Now all you need do is recommend q your friends. Remind that if they call in the next 5 minutes, gave them a list of ambiguous phrases of love to send you to Roll . Call now, call now!
** This is the result of poor marketing strategy, the year was not so ugly, but rather a Korean soap opera (as he says one of my best friends) in the main character is this, his infamous blogger. There are still 3 weeks to show that I write the script.
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