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N A: Or those who read this blog are those who like to actively participate in the contents of something they like and are as the Hippo Felipe [that he opens his mouth and swallow what you are given (then not think to register for the contest Cheetah Girls, Disney )] or also goes through a phase of creative drought that has lasted LIFE . But hey, a lack of support and motivation, I'll write about whatever I feel like (pa not lose the habit)! Piña pé!

Like several of the tracks I play here, it arose from a conversation on msn with a friend. She asked (as if I was the great expert) What is the difference between a film X , XX and XXX ? Well I'm not really an expert, but if I have a background normal.para.mi.edad pornography over, I dare to attempt a response of 3 similarities and 3 differences of this kind of films that we raise the mood, and more.

DIFFERENCES:

1 .- Name: According to the number of X's are called differently. X
: Rogue
XX : Erotic
XXX Porno .

2 .- Zoom: Or the degree of "explicitness" (there is that word?)
In naughty, sex scenes (if any) are recorded with wide open shots or only occur under the sheets provided. That is, or is not see nothing, or almost nothing.
In movies erotic , there is more to the camera, medium shots and closed, but no close-ups and stuff. Potos and boobs are, but rarely time show the woman's pubic area and never of jamaca Pepito appears in action. If oral sex is the only ass in the leg and the head of the girl going back pa'delante, pa'delante back, back pa'delante ...
On the other hand, porn show everything and detail. As if the camera itself is to carry out the classic hits-and-out. " Tits, potos, penises and vaginas cover 90% of the film and screen.

3 .- Writer:
The Nasty are usually funny, full of jokes where vacilón is easy to see the face of the protagonist Arriola when some of the voluptuous "actresses" (does not take much talent to teach one breast) bends too much, for example.
movies erotic leave out the funny part and seek simpler scripts and parliaments for amateur actresses without talent. It can be a nude photographer who travels the world by jumping into their models, or a detective investigating a murder in a brothel (also called burlesque houses, brothels, Chong, Rameri, etc) and pull all the ladies place, or even a vampire thirsty for blood and sex that is out there doing what he does best. That sort of thing.
The porn are easier yet! A chick is alone at home, it breaks the sink and the plumber comes and cleans the pipe, you want to eat something, get the pizza and gives it its special pepperoni or else likes sports, get all the equipment football and play with her all night. No parliament or anything complicated. Only needs to say "Hello" and the action begins. After that, all that comes out of his mouth were moans.

SIMILARITIES

1 .- In all asses and tits are . If one of these elements can not be considerate of a film for adults.

2 .- Names of the films: recontra are suggestive and / or funny. All the imagination was not used in the script, is poured in on behalf of the film. To illustrate this point, I detail a few names.
Nasty : ('s filmography El Gordo Porcel )
- Mirame the dove.
- you break the rating.
- Expert punctures.
- Los Caballeros de la Cama Redonda.
- Close encounters with ladies of any kind.
Erotic: (of the Emmanuelle film series)
- Emmanuelle's Sensual pleasure.
- Emmanuelle 2000: Intimate Encounters
- Emmanuelle vs. Dracula
- Emmanuelle and the art of love.
Porno: (still the kings Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jameson )
- Kung Fu Nurses a Go-Go
- Zombie strippers.
- Camera Sutra.
- One Eyed Monster

3 .- The three types of films, cost very little done (especially porn) and generate a good profit. That is a good business, both for directors, producers and actors. Of course, the porn is the least cost q, and the most giving, not only the sale is incredible, but also visits to web sites, downloading movies, attending events, etc..

Hopefully this explanation has been sufficient so that those who did not know (or did not know which) will give a blind eye and know the difference between the X, XX and XXX . Many

thanks!

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Learning: the future in my hands

3 weeks ago useless brother's wife gave birth. The called Valeria Cachupin and cute! (Mentira! feyuca is quite poor, but I have hope that is a real growing up mamasota) I say my brother is useless because it really is. Once made soup (those envelope (you just have to boil water and pour the boiled water content)) in tea, for example.

do I get a little afraid that my niece (and goddaughter future as well) learn all you should not learn of his father, I wrote a list of things that I teach to be a grown woman right, that can drive alone for life and that is also fucked up.

1 .- "Men are crap." say "a shit" is very different to say "shit." Since I can remember I have to show that you can not trust men, they are all good until they get off the fly. The only good men on earth are his grandparents, his father and his godfather (yes, me too) Of course not a question of hate the male gender (as a certain friend who I'm talking and I do not mean your name), I do not want to become a Dominatrix.

2 .- to listen to good music. Her mother goes on the right track puts classical music so you can sleep (who would not) nosequé following the teachings of modern trend that says if you do that your children will grow smarter. But I intend to buy these CD's "for babies" who are also very fashionable for babies Gun'sn Roses, Aerosmith, Nirvana, etc.. If I find Asmereir, Narcosis, ASIT, Dalevuelta for babies, it would be great. If not, when I grow up I give her my records. All that to get her away from the bad influence of future commercial genres. I'd rather learn to hate police and rant against the state to learn to shut in a room with a pull like crazy pueltoliqueño swears that black Bronx.

3 .- See good movies. must learn to love the films of Jackie Chan (in his stage holliwoodense not) those of Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarggener (or pohas is written) and Sly. Furthermore, knowing the law inside out and all the Back Never Surrender, Locademia Police, Pilots Locademia and Superman. (Those of and Porky's Revenge of the Nerds the pa reserve my nephew)

4 .- What to do on your first date (at 20 years, minimum .) Fall guy will teach you what to do if a man comes first. It does not break the hair and wherever you are, that's a good girl and behave. If you go to dance, not to allow this to get too close to her, to drink Coca Cola and lemonade and whatever happens caution. That should not imply or flirting, or anything that idea of \u200b\u200bfrivolity. If you go down the street no pass where no people or by the darkness. And, in any consent should not try to kiss her, that is not right (Lucero is the vox! (And wrote this letter watching online, do not think I knew it))

5 .- A soup from above.

After, my uncle and Godfather skills are undeniable.

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Everyone knows -read Siphonaptera: fleas, "are among nature's most feared enemies of dogs, cats and other furry mammals (including Adrian Gordo) but I never thought the day would come where I would also become bitter rivals.

I have no dogs, squirrels or rats and my chubby loved one is in Lima, so the blame for the overpopulation of fleas in the carpet of my room I owe to Max, my cat. Las pendejas have me awake night after night, and walking barefoot is undergoing dramatic patrol swollen. So I decided to confront them and kill them all, especially Colonel Flea, the Alpha Male, the baddest of the bad real conchesumadre. If Colonel Flea was a movie, be called "Alien vs. Predator" (no matter whether I or II ... both are a mess). He also had his damn tank.

Before my reckless but inevitable quest to find the Colonel, decided to find out everything I could about the race to develop the best strategy of attack and defense. This was what I learned:

• I faced a "Siphonaptera of Ctenocephalides Felis (in the case of my fat is called "Ctenocephalides Adris)
• These pendejas really started plague (and I chanter all the blame on the poor little rats ...)
• can jump 350 times the length your body. According Wiki is like a man jump a football field (that would be a graaan problem (besides the Tanquepulga (later I will tell you as I solved both problems)))
• After cutting, lay between 15 and 20 eggs per day. That means that in a week ... mmmm ... if you put me flea bite 10 to 12 day ... mmmm .... EGG AS SHIT.
still Larvitar
• When muni-muni eat shit-muni his old hair, dead skin and other junk.

Based on these 5 points on its basic features designed a 5-step plan that would begin to apply just remove the carpet in my room so that the cleaning lady's steeped in anti-flea poison. It was important to eliminate most of its troops (hence the numerical superiority, many?) Regardless of the method (Thanks God of War chemical weapons by ). Once the majority has fallen, could face the Colonel and his tank.

Then the 5 steps to take to the battle were: Learning

1. Latin and ratuno. The first to negotiate the surrender of the fleas honcho.
2. very posh
   If not accept the terms, I would use my knowledge of mouse to communicate with the King Rat and plan the start of hostilities against fleas. Obviously used as an argument to discredit the centuries and notoriety that he had done to his race.
3. As nicagando going to make it jump a football field (between 90 and 120 meters) and so have the capacity of these parasites and be on equal terms, I decided to reduce the official measures of the football field to a field Kicker. The shat to fleas, jump 1.5 meters is papaya.
4. would send the rats to complete the fleas survivors of chemical warfare with which the battle begins. The eggs cuchucientos scattered everywhere would be used to make a decent omelette to feed my army of Orgius Commu. The chef would Cheffcito tortilla, French food expert, who would host in my ranks.
5. At Larvitar muni-muni-muni the food with rat droppings. Everyone knows how dangerous it is rat poop

my war's success depended, as they have realized, that the very proud Flea Coronel not accept the terms of surrender and so he proposed to form a strategic alliance with the rats of the world. If you are smart, Colonel accept their surrender and avoid a needless bloodshed (in this case my blood, I've been sucking the very greedy paws) Thankfully the bugs they have flea brain (puuuta that bueeeno !) and everything went as planned.

The battle began. A massive contingent of mice, rats and some of the mienbros Happy Gang (those who tend to spend their breaks sitting on the tree of UDEP) did their thing and I took the chuchumeca the bloodsucker. Only was the colonel. Would be an epic battle. The prophecies said would last a thousand days and thousand nights. I had so long, my mom was calling me to lunch.

I called my army. The rats and mice offered the cheese that sold me Mariño Arequipa and the Gang, a wirito for everyone. I went to lunch and to all the shit you pulled the colonel. He had a tank, me several stoner.

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N A: This post is written by way of vindication to those who take the time to read me and want find something more than they could read The Day Without Me (which by the way I hesitate). Specifically, I reinvindico with Gallin, who made me-too in his way (read the comment he made to my previous post: "Sometimes it seems that you'll fall ...) I'm monotematizando .

Well, there are sensations and feelings in this world. Some of them make you feel nausea (nausea being the same feeling in itself) and raise you to infinity and beyond. The trouble is that so few others are like snapshots and can not eternalized. It'sa shame! Here goes the summer and not just the top sensations mamacitas of all time (or leisure), more (in) accurate. If you expect to read things "the feeling of seeing your dreams realized ..."," ... be matched by your eternal love "or" the laughter of a child when ..."; got screwed!

5 .- The Temblorcito meon: After a few rounds (I would say that from the 4th) with a cup Chelita genome of a good breast, bladder starts to inflate like a balloon at a carnival. When you feel that you are about to explode and it will only carnalavesco around your pants, stand as one who does want the thing and run to the bathroom / nearest tree. Pepito fly down ... out ... warmth ... a warm feeling running through your body from your groin to the brain. Feeling relajadaaaazo. Wars, bombs, jealousy, bad programming on TV, your parents, your girlfriend pregnant, your erectile problem, everything, EVERYTHING you could worry about going down the drain as little water yellow. Of course it all back 20 seconds later, but looks to do (but keep sucking)

4 .- Titi Massages: Sorry, but my friend Titi gives massages world's most spectacular Area. Your hands should be essence of valerian valium microconcentrator or something, because you just and the body touches makes you like butter in the microwave. You can get with knots in her neck so assholes that neither the more slimy and decorated scout in the history of the slimy and conderados Scout (a sort of god Scout) undoes it, but she touches you, makes you a 1-2-3 and the little knot that is ridiculous and will no longer show up for your neck in months. Now if you have Titi working on your neck and an Asian girl in a bikini feet (your feet are not in bikini-moron-but her) walking on your back, you graduate from lucky. Once almost made it.

3 .- The first puff: After a period of no smoking (3 days for me too) turn the first cigarette, and inhale the smoke is re-cul. Feel like cancer slowly goes to your lungs is like breathing the very essence of life, although it sounds contradictory, ridiculously contradictory. It also works in the cold days of partial or final, after ... mjm ... after a fuse, when the stress or depression reaches the limit, etc. The first puff is the epitome of everything good that has the butt, and likewise, a preview of all the beautiful things that can happen in the remainder of the day.

2 .- Staying with the last word: after an epic battle, after a long session Socratic discussion with a real mule, being who has the last word is infinitely enjoyable, so much so that, as already noticed, is the feeling mommy n ° 2. The other to be nothing left to say is the best indication, no you're right, but you are the master of the reason that your arguments are better than your intellectual capacity and more. When the other has nothing to say, you won (not to mention your ego)

1 .- A good BJ: [do not know what is this?] Plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacer plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacer ... .. . plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaceeer ... plaaaaaacer ... plaaaacer ... pleasure ... pleasure ... pleasure ... pleasure ... pleasure pleasure, enjoyment, pleasure, pla ... plaa placerplacerplacerplacer ... ... .... placeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEERRRRR plaaaaaaa!! ..... "Sorry, you spot?"

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"Astrology of Love" ... pa'lla !!!!! Signs

In "No dog barked at me" (you will not find here, but here ) talk about a book called Esoteric Astrology of Love, written by an aunt faced vicuña Call Norma Novoa. What it does is describe each zodiac sign of love according to their characteristics and then guided in these features, look for the ideal.

I'm Cancer, and I guess I have friends in each zodiac sign, so this post will look which of my friends [or known] I should be more linked, according to free this snafu.

(if you click the plus sign that is not cancer will know who is the candidate)

Cancer + Aries :

"bla bla bla ... always the Cancer is invaded by a halo of mystery, which fits perfectly with the extensive magnetization and pleasure in the adventure of the Arians overflowing ... "should
? says NO Experience required (The first one is very pretty, funny and completely burned, but it did not work, we're going to do? The second ... anyway:))

Cancer + Taurus

"Bla bla bla. .. here you can find a partner worthy of respect .. bla bla bla ... cancer find someone who can resist his emotional instability ... bla bla bla ... both are delivered to the fire of passion ... bla bla bla "
From? As long proceeded, both were my love, with both a great time, both endured enough. Who was I did not proceed.

Gemini Cancer +

"Bla bla bla ... very difficult for the union lasts over time ..."
appropriate? Ni cagando!! (Thank goodness ...)

Cancer + Cancer

"Bla bla bla ... a relationship of this nature is built on loose material ... bla bla bla ... their passion reaches levels of red intense [?] ... "
should? NO!

(to be continued ..)

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Today I missed something amazing, so amazing-at least for me-I thought I had to make some hay with that, something that does not involve a roll make y. .. mjm ... you know how. As I decided to make creative recooooooontra post.

For this is what happened:

I put on my computer a Peruvian rock mp3 first song sounded like (I was in Random [or any song that sounds hard and not necessarily the first, GROSS!]) A trova to devote great from the first moment a girl for quite a while I had the nose and heart. PUM was like SHIT!, something stirred within me, and when I was in the middle of nostalgia ...

(Anor tr. And intr. Remember with regret the absence, denial or loss of a beloved person or thing: misses the old days, spent longing for the rest of his life .) *

.. . and when nostalgia was in full phone rang. I saw the city code was called and found, surprisingly, it was the same place where she lives. I thought "Is this possible? Is it a sign? First heard by chance that I had forgotten a song, a song that is not his song and then I called the city where he has lived and a good time?? "

Answer the phone, I was nervous and scared, happy, and perhaps also something a bit suspicious ...

(Suspicious: adj. Fearing, inclined to suspicion and distrust their suspicious nature inclines him to paranoia. )

... and perhaps a little suspicious. Finally I said "Hello?" and I prepare to smile when listening and, in passing, remember his voice .. .



... Wrong number

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