3 weeks ago useless brother's wife gave birth. The called Valeria Cachupin and cute! (Mentira! feyuca is quite poor, but I have hope that is a real growing up mamasota) I say my brother is useless because it really is. Once made soup (those envelope (you just have to boil water and pour the boiled water content)) in tea, for example.
do I get a little afraid that my niece (and goddaughter future as well) learn all you should not learn of his father, I wrote a list of things that I teach to be a grown woman right, that can drive alone for life and that is also fucked up.
1 .- "Men are crap." say "a shit" is very different to say "shit." Since I can remember I have to show that you can not trust men, they are all good until they get off the fly. The only good men on earth are his grandparents, his father and his godfather (yes, me too) Of course not a question of hate the male gender (as a certain friend who I'm talking and I do not mean your name), I do not want to become a Dominatrix.
1 .- "Men are crap." say "a shit" is very different to say "shit." Since I can remember I have to show that you can not trust men, they are all good until they get off the fly. The only good men on earth are his grandparents, his father and his godfather (yes, me too) Of course not a question of hate the male gender (as a certain friend who I'm talking and I do not mean your name), I do not want to become a Dominatrix.
2 .- to listen to good music. Her mother goes on the right track puts classical music so you can sleep (who would not) nosequé following the teachings of modern trend that says if you do that your children will grow smarter. But I intend to buy these CD's "for babies" who are also very fashionable for babies Gun'sn Roses, Aerosmith, Nirvana, etc.. If I find Asmereir, Narcosis, ASIT, Dalevuelta for babies, it would be great. If not, when I grow up I give her my records. All that to get her away from the bad influence of future commercial genres. I'd rather learn to hate police and rant against the state to learn to shut in a room with a pull like crazy pueltoliqueño swears that black Bronx.
3 .- See good movies. must learn to love the films of Jackie Chan (in his stage holliwoodense not) those of Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarggener (or pohas is written) and Sly. Furthermore, knowing the law inside out and all the Back Never Surrender, Locademia Police, Pilots Locademia and Superman. (Those of and Porky's Revenge of the Nerds the pa reserve my nephew)
4 .- What to do on your first date (at 20 years, minimum .) Fall guy will teach you what to do if a man comes first. It does not break the hair and wherever you are, that's a good girl and behave. If you go to dance, not to allow this to get too close to her, to drink Coca Cola and lemonade and whatever happens caution. That should not imply or flirting, or anything that idea of \u200b\u200bfrivolity. If you go down the street no pass where no people or by the darkness. And, in any consent should not try to kiss her, that is not right (Lucero is the vox! (And wrote this letter watching online, do not think I knew it))
5 .- A soup from above.
After, my uncle and Godfather skills are undeniable.
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